No. Not even if you shoved me into a time machine set for 1990 and threw away the keys.
The fuck is wrong with you, “fashion” designers?
I ALREADY DID THIS SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO! LOOK:
Don’t you let my sacrifice be in vain, you sons of bitches. I swear to god, I’ll strangle you with Swatches and stab you to death with a bunch of Batman pins.